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"What are your other interests?"
"Your son in my room."
"...What?"
"The sun and the moon! Astronomy!"
~The Alumni Interview, by David Levithan
*Behind-the-Emblem
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"from dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, i have fought my way here to the castle beyond the goblin city. for my will is strong, and my kingdom is great...you have no power over me"~The Labyrinth
look at this!--> [link]
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"There are only three things that would survive a nuclear war. Cockroaches, Converse, and Amish Chairs."
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I have closed this account. I can now be found at =2401PenitentTangent
-Dezy- Samantha, you are still with him....if it is bothering you that much why do you not just break up with him?
-Maria- CAUSE HE'S F*CKING HOT!
-Samantha- ^@____@^ :: twitch :: I still love him....I am just going to take off all of his hair...and perhaps...a limb or two.
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"There are only three things that would survive a nuclear war. Cockroaches, Converse, and Amish Chairs."
-Maria- I like Dan-Dan's face!
-Dezy- Personally I think we should look into someone else.
-Samantha&Maria- WHO ASKED YOU!?
-Maria- :: bites at Dezy ::
-Samantha- :: growls ::
-Dezy- ::....sips tea and pulls both of their choke-chains :: Thank you for the support Nose.
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I say make it a comic and leave that picture as the punchline!!!
he's all "oooh, bebeh"
and she's all "i got a present for ya. right here hon!" *stabs several times*
I was a little worried at first with all the pink and the valentine's day crap flying around, but I knew you wouldn't let me down!!! all hail Nose-sama!!! but at any rate, it's another fantastic pic from you. like always, i thoroughly enjoy your twisted sense of humor. that's why it's getting the
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"I'm George W Bush and I approve this message: tacos rule!"
-Robot Chicken
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